Superdeluxfudgeyfudgebar!!!

Jonny, Chris, and Will were having a jam session in the beehive. Guy wasn’t there cause he was out back in the hot tub with Dianna, Brooke, and Katie. He meet them at a recent gig and found them to all be very fine ladies. Dianna appeared to be his favorite, but he liked Katie and Brooke too cause they seemed to be very cunning a manipulative in helping him achieve his goal of having Chris and Jonny admit their love for each other.

Jonny was in the zone!! He was pumping out some great riffs and was all around shredding! He was even wearing his favorite cap, the one with the big yellow sunflower on it and no he was not playing jazz but JAZZ! He did have his trusty be bop-playing saxophone next to him as well. He was on fire but he wanted to play more solos, and was kind of pulling for jazz cause he didn’t think he would like it other wise.

Chris was close by with his guitar and piano. He was of course without a shirt. But the shirt that would have been on his chest covering up his rippling muscles was in fact duct tapped around his head. He stole one of Will’s drumsticks and was hitting many objects like doors and walls with pieces of tape and stuff written upon them. He also decided to label himself. He wrote ‘SINGER’ on his abs with black sharpie and then called out to will to ask him how the new record was coming along.

Will looked up from performing some heavy manual labor on the new album. In fact he was using a lot of skill, high intensity, a lot of patience, and not so much help from everyone else. He was wearing leather gloves and was using a screwdriver to screw around with. He had that creepy gleam in his eye.

Chris walked over to Jonny and stared at him for a while in weird way. Jonny finally noticed and looked up at him and smiled. Chris smiled back and tilt his head in the direction of the bed upstairs that cough none of the members ‘had used’. Jonny nodded back in agreement and finished his riff.

‘’Hey Will, Chris and I are going to take a break, but while we are gone will you go over your drum parts for the new album, I think you need to perfect that one part you were talking about yesterday.”

“Yeah sure, it will be good to bang around.”

“Yeah..” Jonny winked at Chris and then the two walked out and up the stairs.

“Dag yo! Way to go my brother! How did you think of getting will to play the drums?”

“It was elementary my dear Martin. You make lots of noise when we take a break, so inorder to mask that I figured Will’s drums would do the trick”
“That’s why you’re so smart Jonny!”

‘I know Chris!”

Chris and Jonny made there way up to the bed and were fooling around. Chris moans and uncontrollable shrieks were unheard due to Will’s banging. Jonny was about to pull Chris boxer’s off when Chris lunged out of bed and ran out of the room leaving Jonny. He ran down the stairs, past bangin’ Will, out the back door and up to Guy in the hot tub. Guy looked at Chris and asked “Did you start a fire and think taking off your clothes would help you escape, cause you know Will is gonna be pissed!”

“No, I need money, got any money? Oh hi ladies! Lookin’ very fine you all are!”

“Chris geez, don’t you dare hit on my girls! I worked hard for them, I mean I spent like 2 hours getting ready!”

“Don’t get your knickers in a twist bass boy! I need money now! Have any or not?”

“Yeah yeah, over there in my wallet.”
Chris raced over to the wallet and then ran down the road. He was looking for it. He knew he had heard the beautiful chimes. But he was looking for the ghetto looking truck with all the stickers on it! “Doo doo dooit dooit dooit do doooo” (insert ice cream truck chime cause I can’t write the sound in words haha) Chris flipped out and made that Indian sound with your mouth when you put your hand over it and blow outward. He ran toward the truck of ice cream! He cut all the kids in front telling them that if they would he would buy them all ice cream.

“ I WANT A SUPERDELUXFUDGEYFUDGEBAR!!!”

The punk faced teenage gave him a you’re a retard look and said in that nasally pinched sound “were all out”

Chris feel on his knees and shouted “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”

But the a little girl tugged on his shirt and said you can have mine. Chris shed a tear and said “you would do that for me?”

“No! Are you kidding me! But the man behind me paid me 30 dollars to do it.”

Chris looked up and saw Jonny standing there with his brilliant smile!

“Oh Jonny!” Chris lunged forward toward Jonny and gave him a big passionate kiss. “ I love and I don’t want to hide it anymore!”

“Me either Chris! I love you more than Jazz.”

Just down the road back at the beehive Guy, Dianna, Brooke, and Katie were all high fiving in the success of Chris and Jonny admitting their love!

“But Katie and Brooke, how did you know the ice cream scheme would work?” Guy asked

Brooke and Katie: “Haha we just do, we practically wrote the book on getting them together and we just knew that Chris loved chocolate and Jonny would do anything for him.”

“And that Guy is why they are the best..”

“Right you are Dianna, now get over here so we can make out!”